Step 1. Be Tim McKinney.
Step 2. Decide you want to celebrate your 25th Anniversary as a very successful realtor with ReMax, Belleville, Ontario.
Step 3. Enlist the support of your fantastic Co-Realtor Jennifer Albright and effective support team assistants Sarah Dean and Nicole Haire.
Step 4. Contact 1000 Island Cruises based on Lake Ontario in Kingston, Ontario, Canada.. Hire the Island Queen a spectacular triple-decked Mississippi River paddle wheeler for a three hour cruise on the “Beautiful Bay of Quinte”.
Step 5. Invite friends, relatives, and clients (these 3 categories are not necessarily mutually exclusive!) whom you have helped buy and sell real estate in the Quinte region. Suggest that you’d like them to help you celebrate by attending the celebration as celebrities.
Step 6. Provide a few costume ideas …and see who shows up!
Castaway Tim McKinney
The Average Joe’s baseball team – Ruth McKinnon waving hello!
Celebrities waiting to board the Island Queen
The Captain & Marianne aka Bruce Malcolm & Wendy Malcolm
Playboy Bunny & Slash wait to board the Island Queen
Brangelina with Knox & Vivienne aka Jason Supryka & Jillian Raycroft Supryka
Ben Affleck’s nanny with the kids aka Anya-Deane Best
Castaway Tim McKinney greeting Johnny Rotten & Hippie aka Richard Floyd & Vivyan Floyd
Princess Diana aka Liz Grant with …Dodi Fayed?
Jennifer Albright, Sarah Dean, & Nicole Haire: The ReMax Team greets the guests
Joanne Wheeler, Ken Wheeler, & Cathy Portt boarding the Island Queen
Up close & personal with Nicki MInaj aka Monica Denison
Captain of the Minnow: Battered & Greasy
Tim Shannon: Obama – You’re fired!
Summer haze – The Great Gatsby – Bill Kerr, Wendy Kerr, Colin Keiver, Jennifer Doering-Keiver
Dallas Cowboy & fan
The REAL Peter McCabe
Wonder Woman ropes Superman aka Bruce Bell
Sonny Bono aka Ross McDougall
Teresa Gnagnarella, Royal Bank Royalty
Castaway Tim McKinney enjoying his party!
Lovin this cruise
Austin Powers aka Phil Binks & his Go-Go Girls
Great Gatsby – Jennifer Doering-Keiver and Wendy Kerr
Slash aka Bill Saunders with Donna Saunders
Jeff Goldblum aka Richard Courneyea
Connie Frances & Bret Michaels of Poison aka Connie Letersky & Joe Letersky
Dr Evil aka Darren Addy
Steffi Graf aka Erin Carney chats with Brangelina aka Jason Supryka & Jillian Raycroft Supryka
Sonny Bono aka & Cherilyn Lapierre aka
Shawna-Lee Courneyea and Jan McKinney
Sherri & James
Sherri McKinney interviews Tom Brady aka Andrew (Drew) Walsh – while Ben Affleck aka Brett looks on
Duck Dynasty aka Jason Baughman meets Kim Kardashian aka Ashley Baughman
Wonder Woman aka Christine Bennett ropes Superman aka Bruce Bell
Katy Perry aka Karen Shannon & Mardi Gras party goer aka Lisa Hallsworth
Karen Blixen aka Lola Reid Allin
Jill Raycroft rocking on with Tom Brady aka Drew Walsh & Marianne aka Jody Brooker
Jet Pilot aka Peter Malone
Jennifer Love aka Jennifer Albright & Sarah Truesdell
Indiana Jones aka Diego Bianchi with Alba Siciliani
Harry, Dumb & Dumber aka Dave Denison
Under the Bay Bridge at sunset
Ginger aka Cassandra Bonn & The Boatman, Kelly McKinney
Gilligan & Marianne aka Sara Hadley & Eric Hadley
Kim Kardashian’s derriere as sported by Ashley Baughman
Donald Trump gives THUMBS UP for Tim’s Celebrity Cruise 2015
Donald Trump aka Brad Hughes and friends
Liane Woodley & Jeff Allin
Mrs. Octavia Howell instructs
Vivyan Floyd & friend
Big smile from Don Stanton
Charlie’s Angel Judy McKinney
Mardi Gras party goers Rob Hallsworth & Lisa Hallsworth
Magnum PI & Steffi Graf aka Erin Carney
Don Johnson aka Sean McKinney & Slash aka Bill Tozer
Dave & Liza Brown
Crazy Keith Richards aka Barry Raycroft
Sarah Truesdell & Vivyan Floyd with Johnny Rotten aka Richard Floyd
Carmela Kardashian aka Carmela Ruberto
Best buddies: Tori Wilson & Terri Lee Vaughan
Blue Jay Fan with Johnny Rotten aka Richard Floyd
Endless summer – Beach Boys’ Mike Love aka Gerry Albright
Austin Powers’ Glamour Go-Go-Girls: Maria Findlater & Shelagh Binks
Austin Powers’ Glamour Girls with Magnum PI and Austin Powers
Andre Agassi & Steffi Graf aka Phil Carney & Erin Carney
Amelia Earhart aka Jane Moodey
Marianne & Ginger of the Minnow aka Jody Brooker and Cassandra Bonn
Having fun on board the Island Queen